July 21, 2009

July 4, 2009

Puddleduck's Learnin' Lesson #1: Oxymorons

Lesson #1: Oxymorons.

Read this.


A dive bar in the East Village? No no no no no. That's not how that works, silly goose!

Uhhh, yeah. You can't have a dive bar in the the East Village. By definition, you can't have dive bars in wealthy neighborhoods and it can't be owned by rich musicians. Hey, it very well could be a good bar...just not a dive bar.

PSH!!! Fall Out Boy? More like Fall Out JERK!!

LOLZ! LMAOZ!! See what I did there?

Yeah, that's a total burn.