how to drown a bottle of Mr. Bubble

How to drown a bottle of Mr. Bubble:

1) Buy a bottle of Mr. Bubble bubble bath.

2) Go home. Get comfortable. Draw a bath.

3) Pour the entire bottle of Mr. Bubble into the bathtub.

4) Get into the bath. Have LOTS of fun in the bubble bath.

5) Get out of the tub, grab the empty bottle of Mr. Bubble from the trash can (because who needed the Mr. Bubble bottle until now, correct?)

6) Get back into the tub, being careful not to slip.

7) Submerge the empty bottle of Mr. Bubble.

8) Squeeze until those fucking bubbles stop.

9) Release.

10) Squeeze one more time (remember to taunt the Mr. Bubble bottle about its lack of bubbles) 

 11) Release.

12) Screw on cap to submerged (and terrifically bubble-less!) Mr. Bubble bottle.

13) Drain tub. 

14) Laugh maniacally.