Time to bust out the backup plan. And you people say I'd never be able to pull it off. If everyone else can do it then by golly so can I. And if life has taught me anything it's that the sky's the limit as long as you're a complete douchebag.
Oh! And when they find my body minus the head (don't worry, this won't be 'til at least my 30th birthday), for the love of all that is holy! somebody please make sure to say "He had fallen from Grace....and Grace was a 300 hundred pound Thai tranny hooker with a knack for snowballing and a yearning to perform self-mutilation whilst watching a donkey fuck a handcuffed priest."
Oh! And when they find my body minus the head (don't worry, this won't be 'til at least my 30th birthday), for the love of all that is holy! somebody please make sure to say "He had fallen from Grace....and Grace was a 300 hundred pound Thai tranny hooker with a knack for snowballing and a yearning to perform self-mutilation whilst watching a donkey fuck a handcuffed priest."
"i should have known all along...
thanks for making me cheap
and thanks for wasting my time"
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