I was doing well in my quest to lose weight until my momma and I made crab dip for a luncheon tomorrow. I think I'll be ten pounds heavier tomorrow. Good fucking god this is awesome crab dip. I'm tellin' ya right now: if these crabs were gay then I am gay for this crab dip. Totally gay.
Now for some notes to myself.
TO DO WHEN THE SEMESTER IS DONE:
1) Read a book for fun.
2) Finish at least rough drafts of the short stories "Yours Truly, The Arsonist," "The Party's Over," "The Deposed Kings of New Mexico" "Light Breathing" and "12/21."
3) Buy socks.
1 comment:
You, sir, are the king of the compelling title. I'm inferior.
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