Who is Dolph Lundgren, you ask? He is only the greatest actor to have ever lived. Dolph has more acting ability in the tip of his dick than Jimmy Stewart and Orson Welles combined! That's a lot of acting ability in the tip of his dick, I tells ya!
Dolph Lundgren has appeared in four of the American Film Institute's Ten Greatest Movies of All-Time List. Check it:
#10 To Kill A Mocking bird
# 9 Schindler's List
# 8. Rocky IV - I never thought a Pinko with a flattop and man teets could be so sexy. I was wrong.
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#7 Casablanca
#6 Universal Soldier - I never thought a Pinko with a laser eye could be so sexy. I was wrong.
# 5 Psycho
#4 The Punisher - I never thought a Pinko in leather chaps could be so sexy. I was wrong.
#3 Masters of the Universe - I never thought they could fuck up the supreme awesomeness that is He-Man. I was wrong.
#2 The Godfather
#1 Citizen Kane
The other six on that list are pretty lame movies if you ask me. I'm a real man so I only like movies with explosions, swords, boxing, laser eyes and half-naked muscle hunks.
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