May 22, 2009

a bunch of trailers (without the crack addict on the steps)

I know, right? It's a cheap shot at crack addicts. I know not everyone who lives in a trailer is a crack addict, but all crack addicts live in trailers. It's science, folks. 

I'm a little late of my semi-not-really-frequent NerdDowns (as I call them) where I just post a bunch of trailers for flicks I'm really psyched to see. So here goes...

Best Worst Movie. 
A documentary about the cult following behind Troll 2. The last time I tried to watch this flick I became physically ill within the first five minutes. It's sort of like the premise of John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns, except instead of turning me into a homicidal maniac it just made me not want to eat my sandwich. Same thing, really.


Sherlock Holmes
This one's for all you jerks who kept writing off Guy Ritchie...you're not allowed to see this. By the way, I laughed so hard I snorted at about the 2:20 mark.



Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus.
Why does everyone hate the United States when it continues to turn out the finest works of cinema the world has seen since Contempt, The Bicycle Thieves, and Kagemusha?



Funny People.
Hey! Who thinks Adam Sandler's gonna turn in another Punch Drunk Love or Reign Over Me-like performance and get snubbed by the Academy once more! Ooh! Ooh! I do! I do!


And finally...

Where The Wild Things Are. (Again.) I already posted it, but who cares? This movie is gonna make me feel good...


1 comment:

coffee fan said...

Insert Will Ferrell into this Mega Shark movie and it instantly becomes a "blockbuster comedy hit"