don't be so effing corny

When I said "I'm pretty sure I think I'm falling in love with you," it was a bit of a fib. Fact is, I knew I was in love when Andre the Giant said, "Anybody want a peanut..."

...and you laughed hysterically.

That's when I knew. Sorry it took me a few more days to actually say it.

I love you, Amie.

god hates fags (unless your name is kirk cameron, of course))

I find the following clip so delightfully moist with homosexual innuendo. I absolutely love how two guys who make such a fuss about gays being evil look so amazingly gay in this clip. Kirk Cameron and his Aussie friend never cease to amaze me with their clever ways of proving God's existence.

Proof of God Via a Banana - video powered by Metacafe

Hey! You know a good way to prove the existence of god? Find a cure for cancer.

Douchebags.

28 Years Later...

I forgot to post this when I found it a couple weeks ago on Crooks and Liars.

Fitting, hm?

where the fuck am i gonna find a fascist now?

A Poet's Lament Or: Where the Fuck am I Gonna Find a Fascist Now?

It's been months since Rudy Giuliani dropped his bid to become next president of the United States...

Oh, Mr. Giuliani!

Who will arrest those filth peddlers?

Who will attempt to shut down publicly funded artistic institutions?

Who will kick the homeless off the streets?

Who will abuse authority?

Who will take credit for shit he had nothing do to with?

Who will profile African-American and Hispanic populations?

Who will let the rich get rich while the poor get to dying?

Oh Rudy! Who will the rich, white people turn to now?

Oh yeah! John McCain. 

Who knew the shit was gonna hit the fan? 

Even when he was saying shit like this.

Who is showing little by little he won't hesitate to abuse power.

Who will lie like Pinocchio's life depended on it.

Who will let the rich get richer while the poor get fucked.

It's a Christmas miracle for the Rich, White Man! Thank you, Jesus...you miserable prick.

(I used ThinkProgress links because they provide a number of other links and videos in their articles.)

Here's the trailer for Giuliani Time (available at Netflix). 

last exit to nowhere

Film School Rejects posted a story today about Last Exit To Nowhere, a clothing company that makes t-shirts with logos of places, corporations and companies from classic movies. Needless to say, I could drop an entire paycheck on this site.

Check 'em out! Last Exit To Nowhere!

My personal faves:

OCP - The authoritarian law enforcment corporation from Robocop.

Hill Valley High -- Marty McFly's school in Back To The Future (duh!)

The Winchester - the pub from Shaun of the Dead

Kevin Smith is still my hero...

First, the red-band Zack and Miri Make a Porno trailer...



And now, this clip from Comic-Con...