First, an oldie. I'm guessing from 2006.
"pines are fine, but not on soap if you don't mind"
Apparently we have pine needle scented soap now. I used it yesterday, and for about an hour afterwards I kept smelling pine needles. The scent was following me everywhere, almost as if it was on me, almost as if I was sweating pine needles. And I didn't know why! I ask, Why do I smell like pine needles? Did someone rub a Christmas tree all over me when I was asleep? Is this some government program to create a human-evergreen hybrid to fight O'Reilly's War on the War On Christmas?
No. None of that. It was just soap.
And then there's this. Awesome.
No comments:
Post a Comment