May 31, 2010

Introducing....SPOILER ALERT!!








Introducing THIS IS STUPID'S Guardian Angel of spoiler alerts, Dr. Eamonn Nagy!^

Dr. Nagy will alert you upon any possibility of me releasing information that may ruin any film, television or literary experience you may be planning to enjoy in the future. These alerts will look like something like these joints, sucka!





Just a little background information on Dr. Eamonn Nagy:

Dr. Nagy is a Professor of Film Studies at University University, where he currently teaches courses in Film Production, Film Theory and Screenwriting.

His most recent theory course, What the F***?: A Discourse On Why David Lynch Is a Hack, concluded with Nagy shouting, "Just stop pretending to be a storyteller and admit you want to see beautiful women naked!"

Dr. Nagy holds numerous PhDs, all of which he has achieved in less than two years of life! He is able to cut you wiiiiiiiide open if you are interested in:

Generally Wrecking Joints, University of Maryland
Handsome Laddery, Oxford
Massive Poops With Minimal Effort, College of Southern Maryland

So you know what? When Dr. Nagy says "SPOILER ALERT!" you better listen!^^

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^Eamonn Nagy does not hold any degree in Spoiler Alertness.  

^^ Again, Eamonn Nagy does not hold any degree in Spoiler Alertness.

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