best. idea. fucking. ever.

I just thought of a killer idea for a movie. It's called...Dead Tired.

What's it about? It's about the best idea anyone has ever had on this planet EVER! It's about a serial killer who kills sleeping people...in his sleep!! Great fuck what a terrific idea!

There will be a sequel called Dead Tired 2: The Son Also Rises. The twist in that one will be the serial killer kills EVERYONE in his sleep...not just other sleepers. And the "son?" It's the child of the original serial killer! Whatta fucking amazing twist! Ernest Hemingway wishes he had my talent.

In the third installment of the quadrilogy -- Dead Tired: Wakey Wakey Eggs And Bakey -- the killer is a chef at a bed and breakfast and he smothers people with scrambled eggs. Holy shit what an amazing series of films this has turned out to be!! William Faulkner can eat a dick!

The last movie in the series will end up being called something stupid like...oh, I dunno...something retarded like Dead Tired 4: A Lesson Before Dying. That's because after saving the world with the genius of the first three films I decided to gracefully bow out and begin work on the film adaptation of the Bible starring Tom Hanks as Jesus, Danny DeVito as Baby Jesus and Kirk Cameron as Pontius Pilate.

Jesus Christ I'm a fucking nerd.